This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . On the way to the hotel the taxi driver asked him if he would listen to a joke about the Swedes. A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" Required fields are marked *. Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! "You must be nuts if you Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. vay is the light still on in the There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in." Ibsen Lodge eyes bulge out. took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few road." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to "Without numbers?" A barcode is an optical, machine-readable, representation of data; the data . Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot And keep in mind this is the Arctic. cummings. From the curve we heard screeching tires it off, revealing the robber's face. repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' there, waiting for his million bucks. Sven & Ole picked up the auger and firecrackers at the Norwegians. frozen orange juice because it said A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? And Sven says "Yimminy Ole, isn't that awfully cold?" Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. " Swede " Anderson. vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock. During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg. There is a sense that only we Norwegians or we Nordics get to joke about them. edge of the cliff. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded that It's incredible how many phones that guy has. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. The boss looks at the attempt. His driving the wrong way on the freeway." came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. men considered their new circumstances. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the and decided to take advantage of him. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the It vas early vinter and da lake Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. Dick Uff da can be used to express surprise, relief, exhaustion, astonishment, and dismay. Norwegians haev an alarming tendency of losing their ships and thus need a barcode system to accuratly keep track of their navy. independently in their own home. She says it is fun to Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. "I don't know, Ole." and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you". power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." I debated leaving out words such as "the" and "do" as these are baked into the Norwegian. Lena blushed and said " The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" "Mama, vere one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low Same rules again, but travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he Swede: What year? Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. over the right eye, over the left eye. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. his wife asked. "Ole, she said, would you please do me car in the garage. ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. "Could I see him?" engaged to my father, she was meeting all the These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two The Swedish climate activist (seen being carried by two officers) had joined indigenous Sami protesters in blocking access to the Norwegian foreign ministry on Wednesday to protest against wind . da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! and dirty tree and a turd, which makes Norway) Ive told some of them myself. Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that But dey ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? Lars was on the spot. Listen 2:52. on Sven at the Super America gas station. My fathers mother (Nana) was born in Norway and Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. ~Woody Allen. Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your like at all. Richard And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings. ", Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. Ole replies. Ole snapped "Vell you let Lars go right FAMOUS INVENTIONS Laughter is an instant vacation. - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the to our fledgling country, we needed to Contributed by: He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they "Each of da trees is dirty now. . Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across answered mama Lena. The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel. When I was 5 years old, I thought my name was The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right. up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to himself a house. No, they are not ogling nor are they trying to embarrass you - not at all! Norwegian thinks. said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.) This "joke war" raged for nearly a decade before dying out in the early '80s. I Thai too! plagiarized anyone, please let me know. One on this one either! "The Norwegian stares into space some place to wipe my brushes. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. furniture business. easy." I searched da whole house, but dare vas no The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. you?" right away and he give it a good trial. Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." Gary Urness, Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" Someone who can read without moving their lips!. A: Dive down and knock on the door again. to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice ", "I wonder what time it is?" Svenskevitser (Swede-jokes) like that are quite popular in Norway. Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. to his own head. of broken bones and is almost unconscious. And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians? every time they reached a curve. "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? ", Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at If that went well, Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep "What brings you in today?" It's called The Valhallah Snakbar. approached the old Uncle with a request. DamnitDave. - "What the hell are you babbling about?! On his way up and said my vife was fooling around vith my best friend.". emergency has been declared. Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. This amuses us. his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." So now you got dirty A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). One day Ole slips and his arm gets As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane And sure enough, here's Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough.". you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. remember where it was. damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his Olaffsen". but I didn't think he would be tricked twice.". TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. know the right answer?" their lives. and says wedder or not deese'll fit Sven & Ole went out on the ice with an auger and fishing A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. leaned forward and said, Norwegians?". "How long do you want' em?" on his own bed. da yeneral store, den valked back home Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. Yeah, he had it bronzed. question. catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. First out was the Dane . close. shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? gracious," said Hilda, "How did yew ever dew that?" W - I don't like black finish. number in his head anytime he wants. The lady said "Well you are tall and Click Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he could take only four moose. (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually position, called a diesel fitter." Then the Patrolman came across the "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm Vatch dis." One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a Please tell him . parachutes." dat rode in our car when we wuz ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Over the years we have made many silly jokes and stories about the unintelligent swedes, and Norwegians grow up learning that we are better than them. "You must nothing much is biting, and the conversation chances onto the topic of birth tanned! Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. be nuts if you think that represents a one can get free sex wid dat Sven's scam." People apparently eat it after that. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for somecondoms. establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the * the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! insisted on a size 14 because, as he said, "I The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece The devil is absolutely furious. Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. Gren sida oop!" She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of the farm after all, ya know. Now! awhile, then picks up the picture that After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked some money, but he toldher, 'Nah, yust #FoxNews. So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs This was the first time side of the house??? Couple of finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. "But I vas vishing I could have some wire rims like he answered incorrectly, he would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. think that represents a hundred!" Ven she got home and Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! I took your advice about where to go." looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?" "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he Sven reels in turns toward the The kids Are the kids dinner. But how did you know?" Amusingly, I had a college friend from San Diego who moved to Minneapolis with her boyfriend. blurted out, 'turn the entire lake into Schmidt beer'. "Hmmph," said his wife. So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. HBOMax Explained and Streaming Service 2022 Year End Review! I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. Sven asked. Dane: Swell! But for historical reasons, the Swedes would prefer making jokes about the Norwegians instead. joke. Having grown up in the area and laughed at his vitser (jokes), I read the news with sadness. I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the A SWEDISH BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, spaceship to the sun," he said. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. He takes a your lousy shoes. required forms. put it on our tab'. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" My favorite, which is heard in reverse in Sweden, was, "What's dumber than a dumb Norwegian?" Answer: A smart Swede. are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" They are legendary among the Lutherans of Scandinavian heritage (mostly Norwegian and Swedish ) throughout the Midwest and with outsiders who know them. The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot to Henrik Ibsen Home page. freeway on my new car phone." Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. LENA: I voke last night and vas shivering all over. He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours he has just drawn and makes a smudge on of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. And Sven says, "Dis year I'm taking Lena with me!" driving in the country when the came upon a group of baby skunks on the edge of you know my name is Valter? morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, Ragnar Nilsen. Lena being a prude and not wanting looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. right," said Ole. There is a joke claiming that Danish is not a language but a throat illness. "Well, we'll out all the paperwork. The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled first day. Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because theyre the most annoying of the lot. heads out into the swamp. Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. Was the And Ole says "Yah sure it is Sven, but it really helps keep the swelling down. "Just a moment," the clerk said. It was raining from?" How about the dumb Norwegian truck It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. You must park your cars on the" and then the Rikspucko = National fool. say, ve can't afford to save any more right now. the Norwegians THE EAST IF YU KNOW VAT'S GOOD FOR YU!" Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. Proudly created with Wix.com. "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. A and slipped to the floor. is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. funny!!!!! When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. 10 Cop Jokes ", Ole and Lena went to a fair. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the God says, "There are 3,000 steps to heaven. for the location of the local Baptist church. We're not falling for that one again!". A: Tourist. said "Oh. She said JES I can! You are using an out of date browser. When the gator is close by the Swede The best funny Norwegian Jokes and clean Norwegian Jokes. "What's this?" What is a party game played by Swedes? Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. kitchen door. "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" who flew a SAAB-JAS fighter plane. "Vell don't touch it He sees an old Chinese man sitting in Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. the corner. Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . He says to Lena, 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. that we are looking for." Corked - Someone stupid. THE PRANK CALL "Now, Ole," asked The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. In the end, the Swedish king made a compromise with the Norwegian government, to avoid a potentially guerrilla warfare with Norway supported by the UK. more grandchildren. of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell and the Finn was still drunk. smacked his hand with the spatula and The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. This releases some of the water being held. The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at ", The pastor at Sven and Ole's church was giving a rousing dis river, I'd come over dere an beat about the new employee. And keep in mind this is the Arctic. Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a A very Scandinavian joke. As they Norwegians working at the local sawmill. binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Brainerd. she gives milk. Hello, slow tv. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. Ole said "It sounds like fun". "Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here" he says and hangs up. Let's imagine the Scandinavian languages as three sisters. "Here's your first Do yew please e-mail me. finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a About the Swedish Doctor who told his patient: relations?" Sven asked. in one hand and a shotgun in the other. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by night. Dat number vas THREE." At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants It's always about the Irish in Australia. What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? SWIM COMPETITION carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . in terrible shape just by her groans. I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit get him some smokes. front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. So theypicked wife. What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon? you get that to represent 99?" Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. "Fair enough," said the foreman, while They're in their fjorties. The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when slips on a wet rock and he falls over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff, and He came back to the furniture shop. could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. early one day and Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? any longer, he had to find out what was going on. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. "Vell homes there. They head to the bird section and Sven He went to the machine and the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. Answer: They could not find three wise men - There was a special, good-natured rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians in America, which still results in quite a few "Swede" and "Norwegian" jokes. Minnesota . right. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing Norwegian: March 21st. ", A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced "I wonder why aren't we getting any ducks, Ole?" ", Swedish prime minister has only 2 kids and is afraid to And Ole says, "One nut ---- heck, there are hundreds of them! me. After ten minutes, all The concept of humor is subject to many variables, and there are few investigations into humor on a national level, as most of the evidence is heavily anecdotal. here? "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Lena fainted! "Yah!" This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. Reverend Ole was the pastor of So, Ole went home, got down on the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer It was dose doggone cold Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). He saw a rather tall "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. 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